(yes, that's what they say, they all say doh.)
My friends and I have decided, to determine future elections, there will be a fight to the DEATH IN THE CAGE! (wwf style). One of the politicians must die in order to determine a winner. In the event of a tie, or both fighters deaths, then the vice-president, (or next lowest office) will then battle it arena style in the cage. No more popularity contests.
In other news, That man's wearing a dress. good for him.
There apparently exists, somewhere in Los Angeles, a computer that generates concepts for television sitcoms. When TV executives need a new concept, they turn on this computer; after sorting through millions of possible plot premises, it spits out, "THREE QUIRKY BUT ATTRACTIVE YOUNG PEOPLE LIVING IN AN APARTMENT," and the executives turn this concept into a show. The next time they need an idea, the computer spits out, "SIX QUIRKY BUT ATTRACTIVE YOUNG PEOPLE LIVING IN AN APARTMENT." Then the next time, it spits out, "FOUR QUIRKY BUT ATTRACTIVE YOUNG PEOPLE LIVING IN AN APARTMENT." And so on. We need to locate this computer and destroy it with hammers.
Ah yes reader. in other news. I am now going to update the hate page with things my man Wayne hates. (which I believe will be read by those in distant future generations with a laugh -Wayne) So be sure to look at that. I read them, they made me laugh, and some are sad. (as I wipe away a psudo-tear from my eye :)
(She's addicted to nicotine patches)
As for everything else. Damn. People have been really screwed up socially lately. (yes, more than normal.)
Some for better, a couple for worse.
I'm going to see either night at the roxbury or waterboy thursday. It should be fun.
I'm gonna try to get that ticket taken care of today. (get a court date, lawyer, etc.)
Erin went to somewhere (virginia or something) for her grandfathers funeral. My condolences. (I think he was really the only thing holding her together. I just hope she doesn't decend into the drugs and alchol like her recent trends have had her doing. :-(
Hello to some people. (hello Lily, hello Tom, hello Pratik). I hope we're all having good days.
BTW, i got my pimp remote yesterday. Got it all set up now. It's pretty incredible. (and helped me put away those 5, yes, count them, 5! other remotes. )
So here we are reader.
I will speak with you tommorow.
