Read the title Reader. That's right. Now I'm crusing at 31,000 feet in a luxury liner. So I must ask you, who DA man?? That's right. well, it turns out, I was able to talk my way into an upgraded ticket, (instead of a prop-plane i'm on a 747) on a flight that left an hour earlier (no more sitting around the damn airport for me) and the flight times??

On the prop plane : 1:59

On the Jetliner: 1:13.

That's right. Almost an hour shaved off the flight time, (the bigger plane goes faster. heh heh heh)

That's what you get when you're not only cute, but PERSUASIVE. Besides that, I handwrote alot of stuff about my actual journey in memphis, but haven't transcribed it yet. when is that freaking waitress gonna get back here with that 2 oz. of dr. pepper?? I mean, I'm not superhuman, I can't last forever. (just so you know, we just left the ground about 10 min ago. ;-]

Man, I'm REALLY glad I got on THIS flight. Not only can I stand in the aisle(on the prop I had to bend over about halfway) there are TWO stewardesses on this flight, and both of them are VERY cute. BONUS!

As for that, I'm getting back to dallas early. gee, what will I do with myself?? I'll probably spend most of it trying to find my damn car in the airport parking lot, and then when I get home writing out a freaking expense report. I'm also gonna go rent a DVD. Maybe Godzilla. I heard it was cheezy, but cheezy is good sometimes. Maybe my remote will be in. (my super-star-trek-cyber-nerd-new-toyz-rock-remote) Say that 3 times fast. Hehe, our captain's name is Mr. Reeve or reese. didn't really catch it.. Right now i'm 40miles from Little Rock, Ark. we should be arriving in Dallas around 5:15 or so. Ah well. I think I'll go to Waynes and ask him to get dinner. I still have 10 bucks left to expense (I get 27 bucks for food today, travel expense, and I spent 14 at lunch and 5 at breakfast, so looks like I have 8 left. Whee! ;-)

This is kinda funny. The guy next to me sat down, got out a magazine, and fell RIGHT to sleep. didn't even open his magazine. but it's a golfing mag, that would make ANYONE fall asleep. i wonder why golf made it as the sport for successful businessmen.. I guess cause they'res no real work involved. I've heard that's a big plus for the higher-ups, not having to work at all. (heh.heh.heh.heh)

As for college, I think that the idea is becoming totally outdated. Work these days is very VERY secular. You have to be specially trained for most important positions, and college doesn't do that in the least, unless you go to grad school, etc. I just think that our parents generation is pissed because so many of them didn't make it through (no, both my parents made it, but that's not the point), and they feel like if their kids make it, then they've really accomplished something. It's too bad the world doesn't work that way. Now for the people with a special degree who HAVE to have the 4 years, great!, more power too you! It's just that I feel like so many degrees don't have ANYTHING to do with what the adult is doing now! (for instance, my father has an animal science degree. He's a network administrator. Does that sound like that degree means ANYTHING?? A resounding HELL NO.) I just want everyone to be successful (and I want myself and my friends to be more successful than everyone else. GOOOO FRIENDS!) As for my Ash is the Man Page, it's still under development. I thought It was close, and then unfortunately, had a problem with the animated gif i was creating. Damn the luck. Well look here, My seat-mate is awake. hello Seat mate. I don't think he likes me. Well why should he?? I mean, there's really no reason to. Just two guys on a plane in alot closer quarters than i'd ever want to be with a guy I wasn't sleeping with. (imagine the connotations of that statement. just think about it a minute... Heh. ) well Reader I suppose I should be going. I'll transpose that info I handwrote tonight into my journal, and you're free to read it. Later..

 

 

-DARK

 

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